Ah yes…NBA media day…where rookies/FAs get to rock their new team’s threads, teams show off their new uniforms, and then…and then, you get some batshit crazy pictures…you gotta wonder what the players were thinking when these pictures were getting snapped…
Orlando Magic
Cameraman: OK guys, we are going take these pictures soon, get ready.
Mickael Pietrus: Oh shit, I don’t know what to do…
Dwight Howard: Fuck…uh…uh…I got it!
Mickael Pietrus: Oh man that’s good, im going to do that too…just change it up a bit…how’s that?
Dwight Howard: That’s sick! What you think Jameer?
Jameer Nelson: Yeah, that’s great…fucking faggots…
Seriously, what the fuck?
Timberwolves
Cameraman: OK, since you guys are going to blow this year, why don’t we get some pictures of you guys getting ready to suck dick. Alright, when you guys are ready…
Cameraman: Rashad good!
Cameraman: Hey you! I don’t even know who the fuck you are, but keep up the good work!
Cameraman: Corey, dick in mouth…nice…
Cameraman: If the dick isn’t in your mouth, where is it? Great improvisation Al!
Trailblazers
Greg Oden: WHAT?!?!?! OBAMA’S LEAD IS DOWN HOW MANY POINTS?!?!?!?!
Cameraman: Did someone tell him he got drafted to play basketball?
New York Knicks
Allan Houston: It’s really good to be back, I’m going to have fun playing with you guys.
Jamal Crawford: Yeah man.!..all the help we need, we get him? Seriously? Is Isaiah still running this shit?
Chicago Bulls
Ben Gordon: Are you fucking kidding me?
Cameraman: Sorry man, the front office wants this.
Ben Gordon: Man, fuck that, I know what they are doing. All I do is demand a trade, and now they got me looking like a fucking idiot…this is bullshit!
Pacers
T.J. Ford: Ha! Look at this motherfucker’s forehead…more like a fivehead.
Jarrett Jack: We will see who’s laughing when you break your neck again. It might not be an accident.
Celtics
Darius Miles: Cough! Cough! I swear man, im turning over a new leaf and im clean. What smoke? I have no idea what you are talking about…
Thunder
Robert Swift: If I didn’t do this, you wouldn’t be taking my picture. You don’t even know who I am!
Kings
Zhang Kai: I came to play ping pong and Reggie Theus gave me a jersey and told me I had to be better than that fuck Quincy Douby. I said yes, Hang Time was my favorite.
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OK, seriously, we got some new jerseys, the Thunder’s and The Kings’ look like shit, but you don’t need me to tell you that. The T-Wolves and the Magic got some pretty nice ones, but what the fuck Oklahoma? You need a badass logo and uniform to get your city pumped about your team and you come up with some D-League shit? Not cool man…not cool…Oh and leave some captions in the comments if you like…
18 Comments
October 1, 2008 at 8:46 am
well done, sir.
October 1, 2008 at 8:55 am
Why thank you my good man…
October 1, 2008 at 10:15 am
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October 1, 2008 at 10:49 am
+1 to Robert Smith for the black nail polish. Good attention to detail.
October 1, 2008 at 11:10 am
Allan Houston: It’s nice to be back in a New York Knicks uniform. I miss the feeling of having it on and the ball in my ha –
Jamal Crawford: GIVE ME THAT. Things have changed old man. This offense goes through me. Go stand in the corner. I’m going for 20 shots per game this season. And 20 wins this season.
October 1, 2008 at 11:11 am
@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm…very nice…
October 1, 2008 at 11:24 am
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October 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm
There’s no hot new picture of Adam Morrison’s moustache??
October 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Miles:
ok – who farted?
October 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Too much
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October 2, 2008 at 8:45 am
eu nao sei ler em inglês
October 2, 2008 at 11:19 am
FUCK OKC
October 2, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Funny shit man, pacers, knicks and twolves cracked me up.
October 2, 2008 at 11:05 pm
THC
October 2, 2008 at 11:19 am
FUCK OKC
Can you whine a little quieter…i’m trying to watch our NBA franchise.
October 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I happen to like the Thunder’s uniforms. They’re simple and basic. Not too flashy like some other suck ass teams *cough*Wizards*cough*
@ THC – you must be from Seattle. You’ll just love my MySpace page.
GO THUNDER!!!
October 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm
These are probably the worst captions I’ve ever read….They’re not funny in the least.
October 11, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Theus shoulda gotten that chick to take Douby’s spot.